You might be from Ohio if:

A very good friend sent me this and I thought it was funny enough to publish. I have several others but I figured that if I smiled when I read it, that was sufficient enough cause to post it.

Jeff Foxworthy on OHIO

You may be from Ohio (pronounced O-hi-uh) if:

You think all Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!

You know all the 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, Construction.

You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.

You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.

"Toward the lake" means north and "toward the river" means south.

You know if other Ohioians are from Northern or Southern Ohio as soon as they open their mouth.

You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine, Tuscarawas, Wapakoneta (and know which letter is doubled in Cincinnati)

"Vacation" means spending the day at Kings Island or Cedar Point.

You measure distance in minutes.

Your school classes were canceled because of cold.

Your school classes were canceled because of heat!

You've had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.

You know what should be knee-high by the Fourth of July.

You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition (Example: "Where's my coat at?")

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

You think of the major four food groups as:

Beef,

Pork,

Beer,

Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

You carry jumper cables in your car.

You know what 'pop' is.

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightgown.

The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page, (but requires 6 pages for sports)

You say "Please?" after someone askes you a question and they look at you like your insane.

If your from Ohio, you actually get these jokes, then forward 'em to your OHIO friends, wherever they're AT.

---