Do they really think we will buy this garbage?

OK, I am completely sick and tired of the "Hair restoration plans", and the "Hair replacement programs". Look, I don't care what 'clinical trials' or 'money-back guarantees' there are. I don't even care if Bill Clinton said "it worked for me". Ok, bad example, he is a proven liar, (or maybe just guilty of bad judgement) lets change it to George Bush because he has a thick head of hair. Because the only thing that will replace my hair is a swatch from the Dalton Georgia Carpet Outlet, and a friggin' pneumatic staple gun. Sure, you can get viagara which makes things grow, but if they could make hair grow like that, now that would be something.